only an electric blanket to sleep with

yesterday we were joking about my heating blanket and the fact that my co-worker expressed concern for my safety. she is worried that in the middle of the night, a mouse could come and bite the cord. [upon hearing this, i almost died of laughter. inside. of course]

the following conversation took place:
mary lou: yeah... i didn't want to talk about it before, but there have been studies done about the damage of electric blankets. especially for single women. b/c there's evidence that they can destroy eggs, and as women we have a limited supply. i mean, eventually we run out when we're old.
kelly: well jeez, i wouldn't need the heating blanket if i had someone ELSE to sleep with.
melissa: jeez! single women are the ones who would WANT to use a heating blanket!!!!
kelly: YEAH, jeez! the world is against us.
.....
melissa: mary lou, are you and sam ever cold at night?
mary lou: no, never.
kelly: must be nice. we're both always freezing.